Went along to support and encourage our guys today, and they surpassed themselves. Great all round communication, and feet to feet passing, good awareness and some clinical finishing. We played Pompey (who we have encountered a few times before) they are a great crowd of guys, but they do have a couple of sprinters! Namely Nick the Sprint who also trains with us and of course who could forget Gary the Smug on loan from the infamous Cheatleigh Dampbusters. On an extremely warm day the matches were played at an amazing tempo but the skills and dedication from our boys shone through with them playing 4, drawing one and winning 3, our boys can certainly hold their heads high.
And now to the Referee (who was Pompey's coach) he was spot on and very fair in ALL his decisions, thought he had a cracker of a match.
And so here are a few mentions, lets applaud the enigmatic and diverse Pete the Fast who was moved from his normal defensive roles into attack and scored some great goals, our as always virtually perfect defence of Rob a'la Fit and Stewart the Voice a great pairing any team would be envious of, the hugely diligent work rate of Mike the Defector he was all over the park, we love the commitment and highly dangerous presence of Mo the Assassin, a couple of new boys both huge talents on the pitch we have Smoky John the Hat and the incredible footwork of Big Bazza the Bomber, our team is never complete without our in house giant of a keeper Tony the Wall resplendent today sporting aqua blue , we love the balance and panache of John the Nipper.
Well done boys, you are a credit to the club.
And as for the supporters, well yes they were there in their droves as always, but a few special mentions, The Wok turned up not only to support the team but to abuse his arch enemy Mary the Smug, Dave the Limpet was there wearing a rather fetching off the shoulder number in cerise edged in fuchsia, George the Safe offering his ultra professional opinions and the ever enigmatic Matt the Miss with his constant vocal encouragement and advice.
So, back to the old days with news from Westleigh Park, The Special One was absent today from the matches, unfortunately after his return from his recent holiday in Lanzarote he was in QA today having his Mankini surgically removed, we wish him all the best and of course our thoughts are with the poor medical staff who have to perform the operation.
As for Lord Bradders apparently he has been on a ‘at one with nature’ course which takes in deep spiritual bonding, beaver stroking and long sessions of naked tree hugging, he also opted for the additional extra course of ‘talking with tomatoes’ according to sources at Thursday night training he is looking fully relaxed and ready for the promotion push.
Lost and found;
LOST; The club would like to encourage all pub, club and bar owners to please search their premises as we have lost Barry the Booze, last seen 3 weeks ago last Thursday propping up the bar at the Westleigh, an award has been offered for his safe return.
Well it’s been good to write a bit of drivel, please enjoy
Regards from the Editorial team at Tena Towers
